My favorite bedtime story

Today’s blog asks me to write about our favourite bedtime story, if you don’t have a favourite one, then we can make up our own, and I’m going to make up my own. If I made a bedtime story it would be able how gnomes rule the world, and are the basic answer to life, yes garden gnomes. Boris the spider *who is actually a gnome* lives in gnomelandia, and he loves to dance around, and gnomes are at war with santa’s elves, because they’re both trying to be short and, little..and small..The gnomes havethe same theme song as the smurfs if you wanna listen to it, they have good relationships with the smurfs. The gnomes have every day adventures, and are very bad at driving. While they drive, little wheel chairs fly through the air, and the bodies of crippled orphans explode on impact, the gnomes cannot see well while they drive, so Boris the spider “leader of the gnomes” is trying to invent a machine so they can properly drive, to the toy store which they go to every Wednesday.